“I may look normal, but deep inside I would love to strangle my brother with a tight hug.”
“Let’s make a deal: you touch my chocolate, and I’ll add ‘late’ before your name.”
“My mom passed everything on to my younger sibling except good genes and brains.”
“I don’t have demons under my bed, but I surely have one beside me on the bed, and I call him my brother.”
“My sister is my favorite trash can for dumping my old clothes and memories.”
“I’m a future human rights activist, fighting for justice for the girl who marries my brother.”
“Bromance is about cracking a joke a second after one of us cries.”
“God really said ‘copy-paste’ while making me and my sister.”
“I can count the stars but never the times my brother became my savior.”
“Sisterhood is all about sharing dresses and love advice without permission.”
“I buy one dress that goes on two Instagrams—of course, I have a sister.”
“The day I held my brother for the first time in my arms was the day I was diagnosed with ‘mother syndrome.'”
“Of course, I am a girl’s girl when I say I would fight for my sister until the very end.”
“Who needs a bestie when you have a sibling beside you 24/7?”
“I carry my ATM with me 24/7, and I call him my brother.”
“Swiping right on my brother this Rakhi—on his credit card, of course.”
“I don’t trust my brother with anything, but I would still tie him a Rakhi for gifts.”
“My sister is my stepmother, equally proficient in Gen Z.”
“Rakhi is all about smiling like besties in pictures and fighting like enemies behind the camera.”
“They call it Raksha Bandhan; we call it a secret pact.”
